Friday, January 4, 2013

The Trunk Monkey is Back

It is Friday and we can all use a good laugh or two. . .

If you have ever driven an automobile, you may have heard of this awesome protection plan;  the "Trunk Monkey". What is a trunk monkey, you ask? Well it's pretty self explanatory. This great piece of equipment is used for almost everything from theft protection to keeping your daughter safe on dates, and possibly getting out of tickets!
Now that you have a basic idea of what this is, I want you to come up with your own protection system for your car, home, life, etc. What would you call it?  And most importantly, how would it work?








33 comments:

evan binkley said...

I would invent a lock. You would put a metal object shaped specifically for your vehicle or your house into a slot and turn it to open the door or lock the door.

Jason Banks said...

I Would want a Alarm that told you were getting robbed and it called 911 if you don't turn it off fast enough. I Would use it on the house and the car. I would take care of the problem myself the next time it would happen.

Dean said...

I'd invent a chip that you put in anything you want safe. If someone on other then your hand touches it a shock will kill them. Its only $19.99 with this special tv add.

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Gregory said...

This video was very funny.
I would get this secerity for my house. I liked this video

brandon said...

I would invent a finger print scanner. So only people you want can get in the car. And if any stranger try to grab the handle or window an alarm would go off and everything would shut down until the owner came.

Rhonda Copeland said...

I would invent a shocker that you could put on any of your belongings you don't want anyone to touch. The shocker would only know your fingerprints. Anyone who touches your property would be stung by the shocker.

Kaylee Smith said...

My idea is cameras placed in your car or outside your house that you can connect with an app, so you can see through the camera. Since most people have smartphones now, it would benefit a lot of people. You could bring up the app anytime and look around your house/car to make sure everything is okay. If you happen to see something you could push a button on the app and alert the police. It would give the police exact location where to go.

Alexis Sinclair said...

I'd invent the human car alarm. Convienently sitting in your back seat 24/7, this highly trained proffesional would watch for any unusual activity outside. If a burglar is spotted, your HCA will immediately scream at the top of his lungs until you come running or the theif is so confused he runs for it. (Available in male or female, assembly not required, $799.00 per purchase.)

Anonymous said...

I would event a finger scanner only for my family. If it was a burgalar and it denied the open then it would shoot them with a tiny machine gun.

Drew Parsain

Anonymous said...

If I get a car I am ging to lock the doors at all times when I am not in it so that no one can take it. I htink that the trunk Monkey is a good idea if you need a laugh. I feel would feel stayer if my truck was locked up tight so that no one can get in it.

Patrick Gibbs

Jacorey said...

I would invent a voice actived lock that only can be unlocked by my voice. It would just be for my family so no robber can get in and cause harm. Its not too much to protect yourself.

heath said...

That was worth a Friday get ready weekend. Who's idea was it to use a real monkey any way. That was a clear picture and use of advertisement.

Ethan said...

I would invent a poisonous gas chamber that would be installed to your car. It would be activated by a button and release poison into the car, not enough to kill them of course. Your car is missing and you don't know where it is? BOOM with a push of a button that robber won't know what happened.. you can find your car later.

Anonymous said...

I would invent the somethng called the magic dragon. The dragon would sense everytime I was in danger or my family, and friends and would come help me out. If I needed him I would just call his name and he would come.

Kristina

Tydre said...

i would invent the pocket lizard. It works like this every time i get in a situation I would tap my pocket and he crawls down my leg. Jumps on to the other person's lega nd bites them. It's called The Popcket Lizard.

Heather Puckett said...

My system of protection would be a robotic car. It would send me alerts if some one was to hijack my car, or sneak into my house. It would call the police, and trap them until help has arrived. Or run the person out of the house, and the car lickity split. Plus I would purchase the trunk monkey as well it woould be instant protection. Robotic car protection revolution.

Anonymous said...

Aubrey said...
I would make a pad that scans your fingerprint and a few others as well, like family. If the access is denied it would notify the family via text message. I think this system would be very handy.

Allison said...

I would invent a finger print lock. The lock would only work for me and my family's finger print. I'd use this lock for my home and on my car.

Kayla Barnes said...

I would invent a portable wall outlet. Mainly the use of electronics like phones, i pods, i pads, video games etc... I think that would benefit a lot of people very much.

Kayla Barnes said...

I would invent a system camera, like when you leave your room, car, house etc it would snap a photo of the person who was there. That would be very useful.

Amber said...

I would invent a voice command alarm system. It would only respond to your voice or anyone elses you may want to give it to. It would make life so much more safe and easy.

Rebekkah Caudill said...

I would have the trunk monkey so when somebody tried to break into my house or car. The monkey would scare them away or beet them up and call 911. Than everything will be safe !

Daisy said...

I would invent a robot fly. Where he can fly outside my house and take pictures or video tape the intruder coming. That would be awesome..

Anonymous said...

I would just get a car with an alarm system. Monkeys Smell bad. Why would I want one in my trunk?
Ashley

Kelsey said...

That was funny. I'd invent a lock with a key. I liked this video

Anonymous said...

I would invent something that protects you from attackers by sending out little portions of mustard gas and the tires are electrified to send 1,000,000 volts of electricity through anything nearby.
Hunter Whitney

Miranda said...

I would invent an alarm that would sound off when a rodent is in your house. Or maybe something that would let you see the future for you to change your fate. That would be pretty sweet.

kevante said...

Id invent the invisible car. I would call it the invisible car. The car would be invisible.

Jacob Watson said...

If I were to invent a car, house, etc. lock system, I would call it "The Assistant." The Assistant would be there on continuous notice for criminals, tow trucks, and other things looking at and for my property. The Assistant would be a highly trained ninja that was unable to be seen or hurt. The Assistant would alert me, if something went wrong, through text messaging or simply calling me. I believe it would be a very useful and helpful item. The best part is that The Assistant is currently free, if you can find them...

Anonymous said...

I would invent like a sensor for a car. Like when you get out, its surrounds itself with protection so you can't touch it. Thats if your with the owner the sensor wouldn't go off. So any thieves that'll try to mess with the car, they're trying to walk through a wall basically. Ouch !

-Clarissa Brown

McKenzie Patrick said...

I would have a protection system based on the parasitic wasp. Whenever someone messed with me, a signal would be sent to a wasp. The wasp would then inject its larvae into the person bothering be. While the larvae are slowing growing inside, a virus will take over the brain of the person and give him a virus which will force him to help me. The baby wasps will eventually eat their way out of the person, killing him.

Chris Funai said...

I like this video it was funny. I'd invent a hand scanner so only you could get into your car. I found the video amusing.

Sam said...

I would invent a voice command alarm system. It would only respond to your voice or anyone elses you may want to give it to. It would make life so much more safe and easy. But nothin will ever compare to the pure genus of "Trunk Monkey" I think that is just awesome.